Missile Battery Welcomes Olympic Visitors
Perhaps fearful of a sneak attack by quiescent militarist neighbour Japan, China has laid on an impressive welcoming committee for visitors, in the form of a battery of HQ-7 SAMs commanding a view of...
View ArticleOlympic Pantsu Outrage
An enterprising Korean paper has got itself into scalding water over mischievously publishing these photographs of female athletes (apparently Spanish swimmers) changing rather artfully in plain view...
View ArticleEro Water Polo Olympics
There is some speculation amongst the Vippers that the reason that no Olympic water polo is set to be aired in Japan, even late at night, is because of the number of amusing slip ups (outs) committed...
View ArticleThe Ero-Olympics
When shameless athletes are gathered together to participate in a variety of accident-prone or just plain lewd sports, and then subjected to panopticon-like scrutiny, there are bound to be interesting...
View ArticleLolicon Dream Job
Another gem from Japanese TV, in fact from no less than the ero-Olympics, here we see a kind trainer giving his little charge some help prior to her gymnastic performance. Of course, there may be a...
View ArticleFigure Skater II Enjoys Newfound Popularity
Legendary figure skating battle game Figure Skater II has lately been enjoying something of a revival in popularity, despite rules which have been described as “inscrutably complex” and a large but...
View ArticleVancouver Olympic Figure Skating Ero-Highlights
With the arrival of the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics, 2ch has taken a sudden interest in figure skating, exclusively of the female variety, and with a particular emphasis on the more appealing...
View ArticleIshihara: “Tokyoites Aren’t The Same Race As The Japanese!”
Tokyo’s dear leader Shintaro Ishihara has accused his subjects of “having become a different race to the rest of the Japanese” after they angered him by refusing to display sufficient enthusiasm for...
View ArticleIshihara: “Western Judo = Animals Fighting”
Tokyo’s dear leader Shintaro Ishihara’s latest discriminatory outburst has been to insult barbarian judo, saying it resembles “beasts brawling” and that the sport was ruined as soon as the hairy...
View ArticleFemen Stage Topless Olympics Islam Protest
Ukrainian exhibitionist protest group Femen have not spared the Olympics their naked fury, this time protesting the controversies the religion of peace has managed to inject into the event, although...
View ArticleUSA Football Victory Over Japan “Revenge for Pearl Harbor”
The well deserved reputation of Americans for tolerance and humility has been highlighted by a series of widely circulated Tweets trumpeting the USA’s Olympic victory over Japan as “revenge for Pearl...
View ArticleKorea’s Olympic Victory Parade Sheer Triumph
South Korea’s glorious Olympic victory parade, held amidst a torrential downpour and attended only by a handful of soaked photographers and the even more sodden athletes themselves, is currently...
View Article“Shaming Japan’s Olympic Bid” Porn Star Strippers Busted
Police have arrested “porn star” strippers for the crime of exposing themselves at a strip show held at a decades old Shinjuku strip club, after it was pointed out that “they will shame Japan if we...
View ArticleAbe: “Islam Taught Japan Tolerance”
Japan’s PM has been praising Islam for “teaching Japan tolerance,” after having been dragged into cleaning up the diplomatic mess left by the Tokyo governor’s undiplomatic if accurate appraisal of...
View ArticleAkira “Predicted Tokyo 2020 Olympics”
The Japanese media has been quick to note that Tokyo’s clinching of the 2020 Olympics was predicted by no less a classic Akira, with the 1988 movie’s 2019 Neo-Tokyo being in the run-up to a singularly...
View ArticleJapan Protests French Mutant Sumo
The Japanese government has been expressing its outrage at mockery of its advanced “pump-it-into-the-sea” nuclear waste management strategy by a French paper. The controversy began with French paper...
View ArticleEx-Japanese PM: English “An Enemy Language”
Japan’s choice of a former PM to head the Tokyo Olympic committee has already borne fruit, after he called English an “enemy language” at the Winter Olympics. 76-year-old Yoshiro Mori – the LDP Prime...
View ArticleTokyo Olympics “Brought To You By AKB48…”
AKB48 boss Yasushi Akimoto is about to be announced as one of the directors of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games, much to the despair of those few deluded souls who still thought the event had something to...
View ArticleOlympics Conclude: “Mario = PM Abe”
The concluding ceremony for the Rio 2016 Olympics has passed the torch off to Japan for the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, providing a video showcasing some beloved Japanese creations in celebration such as...
View ArticleTokyo 2020 Olympics Anime Goods “Already Available!?”
Despite being planned for the still distant year of 2020, the Tokyo Olympics have pushed Japan’s merchandising efforts into overdrive as a variety of noteworthy anime characters are being emblazoned...
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